If you can't be heard screaming at the crag next-door, then you're not climbing hard enough.
Humpty Dumpty climbed up a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All of the ladies and all of the men, said Humpty Dumpty should've used a size 10.
I aim to get higher and higher and higher
Hope you enjoy your trips to look at wet rock
I didn’t even know I could make toast sober
Buying gear gives me pleasure in strange places
Would love to take you to Calshot, but I'm still stuck on Tryfan
life's a bitch and then you dyno
High key up for a fight, low key hug pls...
Builds anchors with Italian hitches
I like climbing