If you can't be heard screaming at the crag next-door, then you're not climbing hard enough.
'I'd kill you if it wasn't inconvenient' (to Reggie Roy)
I aim to get higher and higher and higher
Hope you enjoy your trips to look at wet rock
I didn’t even know I could make toast sober
Buying gear gives me pleasure in strange places
Would love to take you to Calshot, but I'm still stuck on Tryfan
life's a bitch and then you dyno
High key up for a fight, low key hug pls...
'It's hard to be malicious when you have no intentions...' - J. E. Brice, c.2020
I like climbing