Would love to take you to Tryfan, but we're all stuck in our houses
Still trying to explain to my parents that my hobby is jamming my nuts in cracks
There be pieces of eight for everyone aboard the good ship SUMC 💰
Please drive the minibus
Born in the flattest part of the country, desperate to get higher
If I'm on a meet it's definitely going to rain
I climb sometimes. Maybe even on real rocks. But mostly, I shit- talk.
I never get drunk and emotional
Young social boulderer seeking confident Trad-Dad
I use more protection climbing than I do in bed
At least it's not my birthday...
According to all known laws of physics, there is no way a person should be able to climb. Its arms are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The climber of course, climbs anyway because they don't care what humans think is impossible.